Chronicles

“Sherlock Holmes Meets Spinal Tap” THE VICAR CHRONICLES - the surreal adventures of the legendary music producer and great British eccentric, THE VICAR, as scribbled by his witty, irreverent assistant PUNK SANDERSON - are available in hardcopy, or as ebooks. Everything is true. Except the bits that aren’t. Fact as Fiction. Or maybe just a joyous mad romp through the twisted imagination of one of the little people the world overlooks.

“I have yet to find a book that accurately describes the industry in which I earn my daily crust – an industry encompassing the very best and the very worst of humanity.
Much of Punk’s writing finally touches on these truths, some of it does not, but it is always entertaining” – THE VICAR

The Vicar Chronicles
CHRONICLE THE FIRST – THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF BILLY’S G STRING

In a tale that blurs the lines between fact and fiction (what else would you expect in a story written by a flatulent drummer?!) PUNK SANDERSON takes us into The Vicar’s world as he seeks to protects a famous singer from a campaign to sabotage her career, while fighting her crooked manager over unpaid royalties. An adventure that takes us from Peter Gabriel’s Real World Studios in Bath, UK, to the concert halls of Japan, where everything apparently falls apart. And just why is Punk so worried about a photocopier?!  

“I loved this book…could be real life told humorously or fiction written strangely…a superb take on the music industry I both admire and despise. I can't help but read it again and again.” – Steve Taylor-Bryant  Editor in chief CULT DEN

CHRONICLE THE SECOND – THE ABSURD NONSENSE OF THE ORANGE EYEBROW

THE VICAR and PUNK fly to the MIDEM music festival in France, where Punk’s hopes of stardom are overshadowed by threats from a madman with an Orange Eyebrow and a mad flirtation with his housemate, Venus Crappenleigh, who is not all she seems…while The Vicar chuckles on the balcony.

“Absolutely hilarious and dead-on satire of the modern-day music business” – Rosenblatt

CHRONICLE THE THIRD – KATGIRL’S GHOST AND THE DISAPPEARING DISCS

PUNK SANDERSON exposes the madness behind the dotcom bubble at the turn of the century. A world where nothing is quite what it seems – the good are bad, the angels demons – and even the law-abiding VICAR turns shoplifter. PUNK investigates a seemingly impossible crime while fending off the advances of a record store assistant with a mysterious ghost in her apartment.

“The world is ready for a British Rock and Roll detective story. The Vicar Chronicles are just that.” – Amazon.com

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Chronicle the Second

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