11 July 2003

Today at the Vicarage A

Today at the Vicarage : A clear, sun-filled autumnal day of wonderment and joy.

At 12.53, an email from Tobin swooped into my intray, bringing with it the possibility of recorded music that plays differently, differingly, changingly, alternately, that never repeats, transposes, decomposes, recomposes, suddenly erupts and generally tickles the auditory tracts. I speak of the "recording" of "Halloween Suite" by ProjekctX. The song that never remains the same. If the step from mono to stereo changed recorded music, then what of the step from "frozen" music to "living" music. Now that could get me excited.

I am listening on my privileged pre release CD, but, for mere mortals, I understand there is a link on the KC news site.

But this was not the only joy.

At 14.12, an email from Sean Fitzpatrick brought the following wonderful tale. It has apparently been circulating on email, so I trust the author will not mind my reproducing it here.

Ars Classica ex Rocco.

Roccus et Rolli ad classicus est veritabilis disastris. Commencii in laetis
sixtis cum predictabilis resultis. Plures narcotica, ego inflatus et lapsus
memoriae. Deep Purpii et Symphoni Orchestrae per examplis; Drum,
bassi, keybordis et guitaris widdli-widdlae Cum violine, cello, timpaniis –
the full monti. Sodit.

Punterus bewilderus demandet rocco et rolli. In America, Prunus
Electricus Mass in F Minor. Et plethora bandii attemptus similar projectae.
In Seventis, magnum opus classica dominate. Music ab pretentius tuat,
cum Gradus IV piano. Ego massivus et spurius concepti. Tedium. Album
dublum, gatefoldum-slevis per Roger Dean E pluribus punterus in
greatcoatus. So quids in.

Cum mid-Seventis, Bellis Tubularum massive est. Omni beardii cum wulli
hat signum Virginae Discis. Et mundi est subjecti to pompus ars ad
nauseam. Ricce Wakemanus as Emerson, Lake et cetera. Album tourus
cum tres lorri articulatus et CL roadii. Bandum et orchestra conflictus.
Contemptis mutual. Orchestra bad-temperis, snotti et prefere rehearsalis;
Bandum prefere narcotica et dormit post meridian. Conductor on rostrum
in suicidi fita desperandum.

Vita brevis perclassica roccum in Seventis tempit. Majore companis findit
problematica post-Pistolus. Rama lama dole queuem punkus et Gaba
Gaba Hei! Punterus est sidviscius et gobbit on Bob Harris Til laetis Aetis,
classicus roccus mortus in aqua est.

Recordi major releasit Classical Rock Volume XXV. Scante annum laete,
nova pop illuminati samplii Per examplis, the Verve niccit Sixtis Stones
riffas. Scripsit. Million quidi legal case et serios damagae. Modus operandi
per modernus classic ars roccus? Use sythesiser keyboardis et
midi-computer setup. Bootleggia Cubase programme, cum samplii cardis.
Scriptum basic melodia et omni orchestral wibblii. Get bona fide homo
classicus to scripti ex erratum. Plus Willium Orbit per mirabilis dance-mix
version

Mixit, et fugit. Buggere off ad pub cum wedgae.

 

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